Blind Date With A Book!
They say never judge a book by its cover (even though Book Cover Designer is, like, for SURE an important job), so we’ve helpfully covered up the covers! Spend Valentine’s Day on a blind date with a surprise book (or two, or three)!
These mystical yet adorable packages contain new and very gently used books of a variety of genres (labeled “mystery” not for genre but because the title of the book itself is a mystery) that match the descriptions on the wrapping. A book can be yours for the low, low price of $5! Each book listed below is the only one of its kind, so when it’s gone, it’s gone!
With any purchase you may add as many paper roses as you’d like for $1 each, made by our board member Squiddy out of old books that would otherwise have been thrown away. Turning them into roses gives these unloved books new life; it’s like necromancy, but for books!
We’ll ship (or deliver if you’re local) within two business days of your purchase so if you act quickly, you can get your books by Valentine’s Day! Delivery is free if the recipient lives in Columbus, Ohio. (The free delivery option will appear during checkout once you put in the Columbus, Ohio address.)
All the while, you can feel warm and fuzzy knowing you're helping support local queer and feminist theatre. And isn’t that the greatest love of all? Well, no. But it’s a pretty cool thing to do. So hey, thanks!
Vodka, witchcraft, talking cats, and murderous wind-up toys lead to a spicy magical time!
An aging man’s quiet life stirs memories of a fateful summer and the moments that shape us forever.
A young boy’s journey across continents and decades to rediscover the place he once called home-a tale of resilience and love.
A young woman’s journey through the Canadian Rockies, where a mysterious stranger challenges everything she knows.
After a wife’s sudden death, a man embarks on a quest to talk with their dog, unraveling the mysteries and bonds that transcend language.
In a town ravaged by disease, humanity struggles for meaning and survival-an allegory of the search for hope in the face of despair.
A comedic take on life’s absurdities, following a man who must confront his family and culture with wit and sharp humor.
A loyal dog narrates this tale, reminding us that the best life lesson can come from an unexpected place.
A poignant collection of stores that navigate the spaces between cultures and generations with depth and grace.
A father’s heart-wrenching story through his son’s struggle with addiction, exploring painful realities of recovery.
A story of love and self-discovery as two men find their hearts intertwined in a city of dreams-messy, magical, beautiful.
A writer’s life unfolds in vivid snapshots, capturing grit, humor, and chasing stories in the city that never sleeps.
In a war-torn land, a resilient woman creates a haven while she tests the limits of hope and humanity.
Step into 1920s Paris, where the struggles and wins of an aspiring writer intertwine with the literary elite and the vibrant city.
In a future where machines take human jobs, a man struggles with his place in a society that values efficiency over individuality.
Bone nuns attempt to enter a magical competition but are forestalled by a sudden genre shift to a locked-room murder.
A mysterious corporation, a clueless new hire, and office antics that spiral into absurdity in cubicles.
In the remote Scottish wilderness, seven friends’ New Year’s Eve reunion turns deadly…with no escape…
In a world of illusion and deceit, a magician must solve a mystery that blurs the line between reality and trickery. (Author from Columbus, Ohio!)
A mysterious collector of figures and his obsession with art unveils deeper questions of identity and belonging.
An epic tale of ambition, engineering, and vision-the story of one of America’s greatest bridges and feats of ingenuity.
A peculiar young woman stumbles into a world of magic, manners, and unexpected romance.
One family’s mission in the Congo unravels over time, revealing complexity of culture, faith, and the consequence of misguided convictions.
A collection of essays celebrating life’s small moments, humor, warmth, and meaning in the every day and the extraordinary.
A return to a small town reignites long-buried passions and secrets, weaving a tale of love, loss, and the inescapable pull of the past.
Travel through worlds both familiar and fantastical in this collection of stories that challenge boundaries and celebrate resilience.
A mother and her young son live in captivity, but their bond and their imagination create a world all their own. A powerful story of survival and freedom.
A treasure map, a daring quest, and a mystery to solve; join a young woman in her race against time to uncover an unforgettable secret. (Kid-appropriate.)
A lively and humor-filled account of growing up near Niagara Falls, filled with quirk and adventure.
A furniture store with a dark secret. As the night shift begins, so does the clock in this chilly fight for survival.
Witchy shopowner encounters magical competition, a mysterious new coven, and more than a hint of spice.
Explore the minds that shaped our world. A fascinating guide through the ideas and legacies of history’s greatest thinkers.
Wedding photographer clashes with the bride’s bestie…until sparks (and pillows) start flying…
Woman’s best friend is an octopus at a mall aquarium who suddenly gets sold to a private investor…
A collection of stories exploring love in its many forms-raw, tender, and transformative-navigating complexities of desire, loss, and connection.
From the depths of poverty to the pursuit of a better life, this is one journey of hardship, humor, and the search for identity in 20th-century America.
Crafted by a master of words, these poems capture a world where the everyday is extraordinary.
A man with a magic gift becomes a source of freedom and a painful reminder of his past as he journeys through realities of slavery and the pursuit of liberation.
Feathers are ruffled and sparks fly as a modern interior designer clashes with a historical preservationist…
A woman’s life falls apart when the man she fell for vanishes, leading her into a web of secrets, lies, and shocking revelations.
A family’s hidden past comes to light when a woman returns from the rural west, uncovering the scars that define them.
Set against the backdrop of 20th-century Ireland, a rise from poverty to revolution is a fierce fight for freedom.
Fake-dating rom-com featuring theatre, syphilis puns, curly-haired sapphics, and fall-themed cocktails.
An extraordinary mind navigates a world that doesn’t always understand; an unflinching and humorous look at life on the spectrum.
A whodunit within a whodunit—when a bestselling author is found dead, a book editor is left to untangle the mystery.
A journey of our year and the pursuit of a brighter, more fulfilling life. Happiness is in the little things!
Laughs with a side of wisdom; makes big ideas feel like a casual chat with a clever friend.
A retired historian pieces together the lives of his grandparents, uncovering a sweeping tale as an ode to America.
Step into the lives of ordinary people caught in massive moments. These four plays explore love, longing, and the quiet struggles of the human heart.
Fashion, heists, crime, and omelets pepper the pages of this villain prequel. (Appropriate for YA readers.)
A legendary coach shares their playbook for life. Packed with wisdom and heart to inspire you both on and off the field.
A brilliant detective faces his most twisted case yet with a deadly game of cat-and-mouse.
Six lives intertwine in unexpected ways inside a storage warehouse, where secrets couple with desperation in a web of mystery.
A personal and poignant journey through post-war America, seen through the lens of a girl’s love for baseball.
A son’s haunting yet humorous account of growing up with a volatile, unpredictable father and a deeply dysfunctional family.
Two young women from different worlds find solace in one another amidst the challenges they face.
A brutally honest look at addiction, recovery, and the search for identity-an unflinching look at the highs and lows of a young life in crisis.